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Um, Okay: Detainees Accuse Female Interrogators of Violating the Geneva Convention Rule Against Lap-DancesThere are a couple of different sorts of charges leveled. The first sort is of the "Okay, might have happened, so f'n' what?" variety. The second sort of charge is of the "Yeah, you wish she did that" sort. Separate them out for yourselves: Female interrogators repeatedly used sexually suggestive tactics to try to humiliate and pry information from devout Muslim men held at the U.S. military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, according to a military investigation not yet public and newly declassified accounts from detainees. Horrors. That sort of treatment usually costs me $10 admission and a buck a minute in tips. The inquiry uncovered numerous instances in which female interrogators, using dye, pretended to spread menstrual blood on Muslim men, the official said. Separately, in court papers and public statements, three detainees say that women smeared them with blood. Torture! ... Three words: Gob. Smackingly. Vile. But it gets even worse: When Kurnaz averted his eyes, he said, one woman sat on his lap, another rubbed her breasts against his back and massaged his chest and a third squatted near his crotch. He head-butted the woman behind him, he said, knocking her off him. All three ran out and a team of soldiers stormed in and beat him, he said. Time for a repost... caution: content warning. A while ago there were reports from terrorist prisoners that women interrogators were literally raping the prisoners. Andrew Sullivan, of course, got his Tuesday case of the vapors and shrieked about it as if it were a credible charge: One plaintiff, identified only as Neisef, claims that after he was taken from his home on the outskirts of Baghdad last November and sent to Abu Ghraib, Americans made him disrobe and attached electrical wires to his genitals. He claims he was shocked three times. Although a vein in his penis ruptured and he had blood in his urine, he says, he was refused medical attention. In another session, Neisef claims, he was held down by two men while a uniformed woman forced him to have sex with her. "I was crying," said Neisef, 28. "I felt like my whole manhood was gone." Hmmmm... two men forced this poor man down, while a woman forced him to have sex with her. This is a Penthouse Forum fantasy, not a credible fucking charge. This is the sort of fantasy concocted by a sexually-repressed Islamoretard who believes such things are possible in the decadent US We should be so lucky. Dear Penthouse Forum, Riiiiiiight. How many forcible genital rapes of men -- by women -- occur each year? How about each fucking decade? How about in all of recorded human history? Woman occasionally, but rarely, commit sex offenses at all. They commit statutory rape on rare occasions. On even rarer occasions, they might sodomize another person -- male or female -- with a digit or object. But forcing a man to have actual genital-to-genital sex-- against his will? How many women are so hard-up they need to rape a dirty, filthy terrorist prisoner? Let me get this straight: This woman couldn't get voluntary sex from a man... in the United States Armed Forces. Talk about not being able to get laid in women's prison with a fistful of pardons. Talk about not being able to get your leg humped in a kennel with your pockets filled with lunchmeat and chew-toys. If it's true that this woman couldn't manage to get voluntary sex from 135,000 horny, sexually-deprived soldiers and therfore raped a dirty, stinking prisoner, then I'd say right there is your reason why we can't allow any additional gay men in the military. Why, look at the tragic results! If only one man stationed in Iraq had been attracted to the female sex, all of this ugliness might have been avoided. And how the hell does the man maintain an erection during this "violation"? I don't say this is impossible. I will say it is so unlikely to be laugh-out-loud ludicrous, especially without serious corroborating evidence. But I'm not surprised that the very objective Time magazine reports this, nor that the very independent, still-deciding-between-Bush-and-Kerry Randy Andy cites this article as a damning indictment. PS: While I was away at the beatuiful Mount Airy Lodge, I was abducted and chain-raped by a gang of buxom Catholic high-school cheerleaders. And yes, I know I will be harrangued for continuing to write about my violation. But I won't let that stop me. I will soldier on bravely, and see if I can't interest Cinemax in filming my sordid story, which I've tentatively titled Man-Handled: The Greatest Fucking Thing That Ever Fucking Happened to Me In My Entire Fucking Life. | Recent Comments
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