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February 07, 2005
V-Day Gifts That Just Can't Fail!
Well, not quite Valentine's Day gifts; the feminists now call it "V-Day," with the "V" standing, depending on what insipid point they're making, for "Violence" (you know, like when you beat the stuffings out of your wife when Tom Brady fumbled that play-action fake) or "Vagina."
It takes a guy with a real set of balls -- or a real pussy -- to wear a hat proclaiming "Vagina Warrior."
Really, you can go either way on this one. You've got to ask yourself, "Can I really pull this off?" It's a bigger gamble than growing that Van Dyke you've always wanted since sophomore year at Swarthmore.
Thanks to Florida Cracker.