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The Great North American Moron Meetup (GNAMM) is being held in Las Vegas on September 22, 23, 24. For more information:
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Texas MoMe and SWOH MoME tentatively scheduled for 10/21/17
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Headlines: 7/22/2017
San Diego Comic Con Gets Gag Order On Salt Lake Comic Con. I'm not sure which is more incredible: that #SDCC would file this gag order request, or that a judge would actually grant it. The stupid truly burns with this one. Let the news spread far and wide! Personally, I think #SDCC are in fact being sore losers and real butt-heads about this whole thing. [Fritzworth]
Just say no to civil asset forfeitures. Sign the White House Petition here. [geoff]
Headlines: 7/20/17
The Fundamental Hollowness of the Conservative "Intellectual Elite"
When your only tool is a white paper, every problem looks a lot like a, well, a white paper you disagree with
Sally Kohn Says We Should Read Linda Sarsour's "Actual Words." Okay, Here's What Someone Found When They Did.
Strange that the progressive leftist media has such paroxysms when they find atoms of anti-semitism on the right, yet have nothing much to say when a major progressive leader claims that anti-semitism isn't so bad -- at least not compared to the real sorts of racism (that is, against people like herself and her political allies)
Democrats' 2018 Campaign Slogan: "A Better Deal: Better Jobs, Better Wages, Better Pronouns"
Or something. Some have pointed out this is a rip-off of the Papa John's slogan (Better Cheese, Better Pizza, Better Tweets).
Coming soon: Democrats re-brand Republicans "the Noidz" for their "Avoid the Noidz" campaign
The GOP Must Stop Squandering Its Majority, or the Public Will Take It Away
I frequently suspect the GOP affirmatively wants to be in the minority, where it can squawk about principles it doesn't believe while not actually affecting policy matters (which could cause them to lose their phony-baloney jobs).
And just in case you weren't sure that Chipotle has some real problems: Rats fall from ceiling at a Dallas Chipotle, diner claims [CBD]
Eesh: Chipolte Shuts Down Another Restaurant, This Time in Virginia, Due to Reports of Foodborne Illness
Norovirus, they say. One customer has been confirmed as having it, and several others fell ill, so they will probably turn out to be positive for it too. Norovirus is a stomach flu usually gotten from contaminated food which causes dizziness, nausea, dehydration and other ill-effects. It usually lasts 1-3 days and can be more serious.
Pessimists will say "man, I'll think twice about eating there." Optimists will say, "Hey, if I get me some norovirus at Chipotle, I'll get me some EAZZZY GAINZZZ, son!"
Where were you on this day in 1969? Hint, the moon is not made of cheese. [Mis. Hum.]
Headlines: 7/19/2017
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