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June 18, 2012

Oh Noes! Mitt Romney's Never Been To Wa-Was Before Or Something

If you're unfamiliar with the ordering process at a regional restaurant chain, you're too out of touch to be President or something.

First of all, how often do you think Andrea Mitchell and Allen Greenspan are chowing down at a nearby Wa-Was (I gather from sources, it's a Mid-Atlantic Philadelphia area chain)? My prediction....NEVER.

Beyond that, this is a transparent attempt to catch Mitt in some sort of George H.W. Bush grocery scanner moment. Like this moment of faux outrage, that bit of fiction was simply the work of the liberal media in service to their hero of the moment.

When asked for comment about Mitt's reaction to the automated ordering machine, Barack Obama responded, "Like those lousy ATMs, the ordering terminals at Wan-Wa's are costing real Americans and the illegals I'm immunizing from deportation, jobs".

(It's quite possible I made that Obama quote up).


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