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June 26, 2012
Overnight Open Thread (6-26-2012)
Hint 1: It's in 4.5mm
Hint 2: It was developed in 1967
Okay how about this one?
If you're unsure, review this chart:
Well you can still be a Jew but your penis can't become Jewish until it reaches 18. You'd think the Germans would be a little more cautious in this area given certain events in the past but you'd be wrong.
Hard to believe, but that's what the decision handed down by the regional court in Cologne, Germany means: circumcising a child under the age of consent is a crime, notwithstanding the religious beliefs of the parents.
Note that this makes most Muslims criminals too and they're prone to get all behead-y when irritated.
Well Adam Carolla doesn't think women are as funny:
Q. The lesson you learned from a sexual harassment seminar was "Don't hire chicks." Do you hate working with women?
It's not PC but I'd have to agree with Adam that by and large guys are better at coming up with and telling jokes that both sexes will laugh at. You can argue over why this is the case but there's a reason that most successful stand-up comics are men.
Want to know if your date will have sex on the first date? There's one way to find out - ask if they like beer.
On May 24, 1976, the British wine merchant Steven Spurrier organized a blind tasting of French and Californian wines. Spurrier was a Francophile and, like most wine experts, didn't expect the New World upstarts to compete with the premiers crus from Bordeaux. He assembled a panel of eleven wine experts and had them taste a variety of Cabernets blind, rating each bottle on a twenty-point scale.
"Several commenters mistook my use of the microwave as the way all Americans heat water and clucked their tongues in disapproval. I'm happy to report to any of those who've returned to the site that I'm quite atypical in this regard. The standard American way to heat water is to take a pot of water out to our pickup truck, open the hood (what the Brits call a "spanner"), and lock the pot onto the engine block using a set of latches readily available at any Wal-Mart. Then we drive around at high speed, reciting the Gospels and firing our shotguns out the window. After reading the Gospel of John for three minutes and sixteen seconds, the water is ready. I hope this puts to rest any confusion."
Because sometimes you really want to have a good old-school relationship fight but don't quite know how to initiate it. Well pretty much any one of these phrases is guaranteed to get the anger sparks a-flying. But just remember that contempt kills marriages.
7. "Are you on your period?" Girls get this all the time. This falls right in line with ass backwards thinking that women's emotions can't be real, genuine or justified.
The Yahoo AoSHQ group. You know the way.Braaak.
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