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A win for Trump -
The 9th Circuit has affirmed the district court's dismissal of Stormy Daniels' defamation action against @realDonaldTrump

Thanks to artisanal 'ette
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who is supposedly Jewish and therefore is supposed to be buried within one day (except if the day is a holiday, which grants a day's extension), will be exhibited in state for a full week
I assume this maneuver is for purposes of claiming "You can't name a new justice while Ruth is lying in state!"
This funeral may rival McCain's Funeral Tour.
Former National Review "Journalist" Tim Alberta Continues Showing Off His Elite Brain: "Waiting To Fill Ginsburg's Seat Could Be Trump's Key To Victory"
Former Weekly Standard Welfare Queen Jonathan Last calls Sean Davis a "white nationalist" for urging Trump to replace Ginsburg without delay
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George Conway, the sad, laughable cuckold who promised he was stepping back from politics and social media for the sake of his daughter's emotional and psychological well-being, again decides that his Trump Derangement and Twitter Addiction are more important than his child's mental health:
Very soon, he will go away. He will disappear, like a miracle. We are doing a tremendous job.

It's fantastic to see NeverTrumpers living down to their reputations.
Wait I need to hear how virtuous and selfless they are -- it's been two minutes since they collectively told me that on Twitter.
From Anonysaurus Wrecks: Why does this keep happening to Netflix?
guys-- Netflix star and Joe Biden Instagram influencer charged with production of child pornography

Yashar Ali
Jerry Harris, the star of the Netflix show 'Cheer', has been arrested by federal authorities and charged with production of child pornography.
Per US Attorney's office in Chicago.

Yashar Ali
Statement from Netflix:
"Like everyone, we are shocked by this news. Any abuse of minors is a terrible crime and we respect the legal process."
Danish children's show shows them naked adults to teach them that not all bodies are perfect
The show's producers say the program is meant as an educational tool to fight body shaming and encourage body positivity. And so first reluctantly, later enthusiastically, the children from the Orestad School in Copenhagen asked the adults questions like: "At what age did you grow hair on the lower part of your body?" "Do you consider removing your tattoos?" "Are you pleased with your private parts?"Sounds like Netflix has its next breakthrough show! And Reason's already pre-writing their defense, while claiming that of course this show isn't for them and they'd never watch it themselves, you know
John Sexton: The Communist media is in full-tilt overdrive to convince you that the New York leftist lawyer firebombers are super-duper good people and should not go to jail
Why it's almost as if this revolution is being promoted and protected by an insurrectionist media, and by leftwing lawyers-- which are exactly the groups which urged the lower classes to start killing people in the proto-Communist French Revolution
"The Democrat Zone." James Woods says to watch it before YouTube takes it down for made-up reasons
Did you ever see Nancy Pelosi's freaky eye thing? It's near the end of this.
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