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June 06, 2020

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (6/6/20)

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The Saturday Night Joke



(H/T JT)

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From our friend and regular all around Moron, Bitter Clinger. He thought it was pretty funny. I can't disagree............

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Possibly NSFW
Does the following fall under the The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM category?

IS WASHING YOUR CAR IN A BIKINI, LIKE IN ‘BRING IT ON,’ ACTUALLY BETTER FOR YOU?
The bikini car wash is basically just a hypersexual trope, but maybe it’s also not a bad method for burning calories

In movies like Bring It On, bikini-clad cheerleaders sud up Toyota Corollas with oversized sponges, “accidentally” dripping ropes of white soap on their chests and giggling as the other gals playfully spray them with the hose, all to raise money for their squad. Perhaps (almost definitely) the bikinis are an intentional part of the promotion, or maybe the bikinis are simply the practical choice of attire when participating in outdoor water-related activities.

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The ONT Musical Interlude- Family Edition



(H/T Touch 'em all)

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A must watch!! Or not. You be the judge. A rational demand to end the protests.
H/T Quilters Irish Death


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Who was Sara Little Turnbull?

The coronavirus pandemic has made something of a celebrity out of the N95 mask, a particle-filtering face covering that’s long been used to protect wearers from inhaling or exhaling pathogens. (The “95” refers to the fact it can block 95 percent of airborne particles.)

Like most nondescript and pervasive products, not many people stop to think about where it came from. Now, owing to the attention placed on it as a key tool in the health care professional’s fight against coronavirus, the woman behind the mask has come to the forefront. Her name is Sara Little Turnbull, and she designed what would become the N95 based on the shape of a bra cup.


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Illustrator? Really?

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Normally on Saturday nights we do not feature a Feel Good Story of The Day. However, tonight we have, Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day meets the Genius Award Winner.

The last four days in Philadelphia have been rife with violence, arson, and looting. Understandably, most business owners – whose businesses aren’t already destroyed – did their best to protect their property from the Philadelphia thugs.

Then a few of them tried to loot a store, just not exactly the store clear thinking individuals would consider robbing…

Philadelphia police said the owner of Firing Line Inc. was staying the night inside the shop on South Front Street because over the last few nights someone had tried breaking in.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Social Distancing.

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