The Morning Rant

Just a few days ago, the President ordered states to allow churches to convene, and the left immediately started running around with their hair on fire shrieking about how dangerous that was and Orange Man Bad.

But now we have thousands of people violating all of the social distancing rules bye across the Brooklyn Bridge into Manhattan following the memorial service yesterday, and not a peep. Now, as ace pointed out yesterday, the prog hive mind has an answer for this. It's not a particularly good answer, but it is an answer. They way, "oh, you know, what's going on now is racism and racism is a public health threat that's even worse that covid-19."

And there you have it, the single dumbest thing you'll read on the internet, yesterday. It's just another round of the progressive version of Cavinball, i.e. "just forget all of the stuff we've been telling you to believe for the past several weeks and believe everything we're telling you right now."

"Shut up", they explained.

And then they get upset when we don't believe the "experts."

And then they get upset when we don't believe the "scientists."

And then they get upset when we don't believe the "journalists."

"Hey look at me, I'm a scientist. See, I'm walking around in a white lab coat and carrying a clipboard, upon which there is written Important Data. Listen to what I'm telling you, you rubes! RESPEC' MAH AUTHORITAH!"

"Hey look at me, I'm a journalist and I'm on your TV. Listen to the words coming out of my mouth, and they're true words because journalists never lie. Also the chyron down below. Never mind the fact that I told you something completely different just yesterday, because reasons. That's all in the past now and we need to move on. Listen to what I'm telling you, you rubes! RESPEC' MAH AUTHORITAH!"

Dang, that Burge Sequence is prophetic.

OK, enough of that, let's look and see what Florida Man has been up to lately:

Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom @AFP https://t.co/csPGMAnQOq

— Hazel Ward (@WardieJerusalem) June 3, 2020

Washing the Poo Off the Streets:

Every problem has a solution. pic.twitter.com/Ned9DM5GAv

— Michelle (@mrntweet2) June 4, 2020

Not The Babylon Bee:

Apparently, Some Black Lives Matter More Than Others:

We're devastated, grieving, and outraged by violence against Black lives. We must continue to demand accountability, justice, and an end to the inequity that continues to define every moment of life for Black America from the racist institutions that uphold white supremacy.

— Planned Parenthood (@PPFA) June 1, 2020

A Little Gun Pr0n:

A U.S. Secret Service counter assault team member carries a sniper rifle through Lafayette Park as U.S. President Donald Trump holds a photo opportunity in front of St. John's Episcopal Church across from the White House. Photo by ⁦@tombrennerphoto⁩ pic.twitter.com/VtWHYbaEtd

— corinne_perkins (@corinne_perkins) June 2, 2020

Seems Obvious Now:

Who Dis:

For the 'Ettes:

Wednesday's celebs: Lisa Brenner and Australian actor Heath Ledger appeared in The Patriot in 2000.

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(Why yes, I did rewatch The Godfather last week. How did you know?)

posted by OregonMuse at 11:15 AM

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