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June 05, 2020

The Morning Rant

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Isn't it just weird how we've been hearing hardly anything about the Wuhan Death Flu lately?

Just a few days ago, the President ordered states to allow churches to convene, and the left immediately started running around with their hair on fire shrieking about how dangerous that was and Orange Man Bad.

But now we have thousands of people violating all of the social distancing rules bye across the Brooklyn Bridge into Manhattan following the memorial service yesterday, and not a peep. Now, as ace pointed out yesterday, the prog hive mind has an answer for this. It's not a particularly good answer, but it is an answer. They way, "oh, you know, what's going on now is racism and racism is a public health threat that's even worse that covid-19."

And there you have it, the single dumbest thing you'll read on the internet, yesterday. It's just another round of the progressive version of Cavinball, i.e. "just forget all of the stuff we've been telling you to believe for the past several weeks and believe everything we're telling you right now."

"Shut up", they explained.

And then they get upset when we don't believe the "experts."

And then they get upset when we don't believe the "scientists."

And then they get upset when we don't believe the "journalists."

"Hey look at me, I'm a scientist. See, I'm walking around in a white lab coat and carrying a clipboard, upon which there is written Important Data. Listen to what I'm telling you, you rubes! RESPEC' MAH AUTHORITAH!"

"Hey look at me, I'm a journalist and I'm on your TV. Listen to the words coming out of my mouth, and they're true words because journalists never lie. Also the chyron down below. Never mind the fact that I told you something completely different just yesterday, because reasons. That's all in the past now and we need to move on. Listen to what I'm telling you, you rubes! RESPEC' MAH AUTHORITAH!"

Dang, that Burge Sequence is prophetic.

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OK, enough of that, let's look and see what Florida Man has been up to lately:

I actually don't know if Paolo here actually lives in Florida, but if not, he should be made an honorary resident.

Washing the Poo Off the Streets:

Not The Babylon Bee:

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Apparently, Some Black Lives Matter More Than Others:

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A Little Gun Pr0n:

Seems Obvious Now:

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Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Wednesday's celebs: Lisa Brenner and Australian actor Heath Ledger appeared in The Patriot in 2000.

Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Cannoli:

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Cannoli recipe here.
(Why yes, I did rewatch The Godfather last week. How did you know?)

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