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While we are enjoying the world of animals, let's leave the news and current events outside the front door. Occurred to me today while reading the Pet Thread that its been a while, and whaddaya know - its been 5-1/2 months! :-) Handsome dog. It has been awhile since we heard from you. So have you gotten a new pup?
t saddens me to report that I lost Woofie, my 13 1/2 year old Catahoula, a few days ago. He didn't suffer much and went out bravely. I buried him out on the trails near my old apartment complex here in Austin. He loved it out there. I posted a picture of him here a few years back and I've attached another one. He was a magnificent companion and my best friend. - No name provided So sorry to hear about Woofie's passing. Those 13.5 years flew by. He was a handsome lad.
"Luna Guards The Baby" So this is the adorable daughter we have heard about. She's a cutie and that Protection Cat you have is awesome. Best of luck in the future YD. And thank you for sharing today.
Our Springers are the best family, hunting, and sometimes half-a-brain-cell personalities we have ever had. Love the thread!! I can't speak for the rest of The Horde. But not giving those dogs their own recliners is very abusive. They've resorted to a life of lap dogs. Thanks for the contribution.
Hello there, Thank you for your kind words regarding the Pet Thread. They are greatly appreciated. I have a question for you, who says you have to give them up?
This is Sylvie our six year old Vizsla. Had her since she was a puppy. Not the smartest dog but knows lots of commands and keeps our yard free of evil squirrels and rabbits. Best friends with anyone that will scratch her hips. Yawrate Sometimes there are trade offs. Smart dog and unsafe back yard or average dog and safety back there. Great dog thanks for sharing today.
Youngest about to turn 10, has been asking for her own cat. This Craigslist special has blue eyes and points so I guess she's Siamese mixed with tabby but not positive. Also, entirely apart for my input, daughter named her Willow. - Willow is mine (moron Citizen) What an adorable little kitteh there. I see big things in her future. I hope she brings years of pleasure to you and your daughter. Thanks for the submission today.
There are several jokes about “two dogs” but I refuse to go there in fear of triggering a snowflake! Attached is a picture of our cattle dog Chicken (the boss on the left) and Our neighbors sooper dooper smart Labradoodle named Lucy, but we call her Goofball, on a trip to Gods waiting room (AKA Florida). Think a gator will eat anything? Ever shack up with a Labradoodle? This beast can stretch out over twelve feet and lick a bread crumb off the top of a refrigerator. Ever use a pooper-scooper? Forget about that, get a backhoe and a 50 yd. dumpster! I estimate there are about 350 million of these “designer” dogs in my subdivision at a cost of several thousand dollars each. Its a status thing don't you know??!!?? - No name provided Quite the photo you took there. I take it your not a fan of the designer doggeh. Well this Cob doesn't want to start a fight, but spending over $1,000 for a mutt is hard to understand. Thank you for this funny story.
Greetings, The masked kitty is cute. And it did bring a smile to my face. Thanks for being Pet Thread supporters. Good luck to your daughter and little Pip.
Hi There, We are so sorry to hear of Kink's passing. A handsome cat and it sounds like he was loved by everyone in his life. Once again condolences NZFrank.
Greetings!! Happy belated birthday Wrigley. That's an unusual doggeh name. I'm curious as to how you earned that. Thanks for the wonderful story and photo.
Greetings! No need to thank us Kelly, we thank folks like you who check out the Pet Thread and submit wonderful stories such as Wilma's. Thank you for the wonderful update.
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