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June 25, 2020

Tonight's ONT Has Got What You Need

And that's levity. Good news. Funny stuff. None of the negative crap that poisons the news and social media.

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Baseball Has Been Very Very Good To Me

Baseball is back! Spring training starts July 1, with a 60 game season to follow. In a move that's sure to generate absolutely no controversy what so ever, National League clubs will begin using the DH this year.

Long Live the Designated Hitter

Against the Universal DH

So, does anyone have any thoughts on this? No one? Didn't think so, lets move on.


Begun, The Roomba Wars Have


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We Live In An Age Of Miracles

World's smallest surviving baby, born at .5 pounds, goes home 5 months after birth

Half a pound. HALF A POUND! Amazing. What a lovely, lovely story.

I Was Today Years Old When I Realized I Need One Of These In My Life


And now I bet you do too.


Parler


There has been a mass movement from Twitter to Parler. I won't say exodus, because most people seem to be using both platforms, at least for the moment. If you're a Moron who has moved to Parler, post your handle so we can find you. Mine is @Weirddave.

Bored At Home?

How To Access Netflix's Hundreds of Hidden Categories

They're not “hidden”, really. They just may not be featured for you. The categories you see are determined by an algorithm, based upon your viewing habits. You can access any category, and the link above tells you how.

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Living inside of a little glass room
Living inside of the tube
Everyone's made out of little thin lines
Sometimes their fingers are blue

(Platinum membership and a dozen ampersands to the moron who can identify where that quote comes from)

Famous Television Show Home Floor Plans

This guy created pretty detailed floor plans for the homes featured in a bunch of TV shows. Like this one:

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Speaking of Frasier, the wife and I decided to re-watch it a couple of months ago. Not binge watching, but 1 or 2 episodes each night before bed. The show holds up – it's still funny, and the writing is as tight as ever. The problem is that it's kind of a one trick pony – almost every show is centered around Frasier and Niles doing something Frasiery or Nilesish and the inevitable consequences that everyone except them could see coming a mile away. It got a little monotonous. We stopped after about 4 seasons and decided to come back to it in a few months hoping it would seem fresher then.

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How All 50 States Got Their Names

Turns out Illinois is the Indian word for “Willingly ruled by crooks”.


Building Project For Ambitious Morons


This Couple Built The Most Amazing Backyard Pub

They did a great job, too.

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