Shocker: Photos of Talladega Garages Indicate That "Noose" at Bubba Wallace's Garage Was Just... A Rope for Pulling Down the Garage Door With a Hand-Loop at the End

Wow. Another case of a rope with a hand-loop being claimed to be a "noose."

I hope Ben Shapiro's proud of his ability to tweet out Hot Garbage Takes without an attosecond of reflection or restraint.

The important thing, Bennie, is to always have your Hot Garbage Takes be among the very first on Twitter. Spitting up pablum and bile without any thought is how you prove you're a Elite Conservative Intellectual.

Oh, Not Binary Ben: I've got another hot tip for you you'll want to rush right out to pump out a Hot Garbage Take about. Apparently some pro-life teens are guilty of smiling at a Native American Tribal Elder Who Is Also a Veteran.

Make sure you retweet that.

Oh wait, you already did.

I scanned Not Binary Ben's timeline and unless I missed it, he has chosen to not retweet this Twitchy story, despite the fact that he practically lives on Twitchy.

Embarrassed again, Bennie?

If Bennie follows standard Ben Shapiro Oopsie Protocols, his plan of action will be to 1, pretend he didn't rush to judgment here, and 2, begin scolding the media and leftwing twitter dopes for having rushed to judgment, without acknowledging that he himself rushed to judgement.

As I said yesterday: He did not learn from Covington, and he will not learn from this. He is a degenerate twiter addict, a Very Online "thinker," and the notion that a clickbait story could pass by without one of his retweets or Hot Garbage Takes is just anathema to him.

The Very Online must let you know they are online 24/7. Any moment not spent online is a moment wasted. Any thought not posted on Twitter is a useless thought.

Thinking only counts if it's done in a group and as part of a Team Effort with your curated Twitter mutual-follow Super Intellectual Thinkfluencer Squad.

Isn't your stupid half-retard slogan "Facts don't care about your feelings"? Why then do you rush out so many ill-considered feelings while never waiting for the facts?

Put the fucking crack pipe, I mean cell phone, down, Bennie. Try having a feeling that remains inside your own head until you've had time to kick it around and consider it a bit. Maybe you'll find some facts to go along with these feelings you have every few minutes on Twitter.

Or keep doing what you're doing -- following the Progressive Twitter Stampeding, sniffing madly at their farts as they race ahead of you to see what the herd is eating today.

Losing credibility every single day.

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Retweets follow the Ricky Bobby rule from Talladega Nights -- if you're not first, you're last!

posted by Ace of Spades at 01:28 PM

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