Did you know that The Science now says that coronavirus is not contagious in protests of 100 people, but is extremely contagious in non-protest outdoor gatherings of 12?
LOL, what a deporable Science-Hater you are.
A lot of people are noticing that leftists' ideas of "The Science" seems to be "Whatever antifa and Black Lives Matter say it is."
In theory, the mass protests following the alleged murder of George Floyd put public health officials who have ceaselessly inveighed against mass gatherings in a difficult position. They have called for a moratorium on most types of public activities, but particularly gathering in large crowds where increased aerosolization from loud talking and yelling could spread the COVID-19 virus to massive groups.
But when it comes to the protests against police brutality, many medical experts think there should be an exemption to the COVID-19 lockdown logic.
More than a thousand public health experts signed an open letter specifically stating that "we do not condemn these gatherings as risky for COVID-19 transmission. We support them as vital to the national public health and to the threatened health specifically of Black people in the United States."
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Indeed, for the purposes of offering health care advice, the only thing that should matter to doctors is whether their harm-reduction recommendations are being followed: how big is the event, is it outdoors, are masks being worn, etc. However, the letter distinguishes police violence protesters from "white protesters resisting stay-home orders," as if the virus could distinguish between the two types of events. While I am not a doctor, my understanding is that it cannot.
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Many people all over the country were prevented from properly mourning lost loved ones because policymakers and health officials limited public funerals to just 10 people. For months, public health officials urged people to stay inside and avoid gathering in large groups; at their behest, governments closed American businesses, discouraged non-essential travel, and demanded that we resist the basic human instinct to seek out companionship...
After saying no to so many things, a significant number of public health experts have determined that massive protests of police brutality are an exception to the rules of COVID-19 mitigation.
Conveniently enough.
They must be adherents to the work of Doctor Leo Spaceman, who had a similar philosophy of science.
This example is a few days old now, and many of you already know of it.
But this is... I don't even have the words.
Remember the Atlantic propagandist who claimed, based on nothing but the Science of Partisan Spite, that Georgia permitting limited business openings was an exercise in "Human Sacrifice"?
Well, she lives in New York City (of course). It's very easy for her to demand that Georgians remain locked up forever -- what the fuck does this entitled nasty bitch care?
But look what happens when New York City imposes a curfew of 8 p.m. on the city, due to riots.
Remember, she's calling for a round-the-clock curfew for Georgia -- where there's barely any coronavirus spreading at all.
But when her outbreak cesspit is ordered to go home at eight o'clock at night, suddenly she shrieks.
She literally says: It's not tolerable to impose an 8 pm curfew on people who rarely even go out for dinner until 9 pm.
This filthy animal and whore deleted her tweet, but this is what it said:
i'm sorry but 8 p.m. is an absolutely insane curfew for a city in which much of the population famously does not even eat dinner until like 9
-- Amanda Mull (@amandamull) June 2, 2020
Wow, I guess some Human Sacrifice is justified if it means you can get a late dessert at Cafe des Artistes.
The rage agains the partisan controllers and Karens -- and disgusting, vicious partisans who do not even try to hide the fact that their only mission is to strip youj of your liberty, your dignity, and your humanity -- is growing.
But it can't grow fast enough.
And from the pages of the Babylon Bee, to real life in a few days.
The Satire:
The New Reality:
Yes, Jews are now putting up small carboard "Justice for George Floyd" signs just to make their religious observances non-criminal.
Christians will follow, obviously.
Though maybe "Justice for David Dorn" would be more appropriate.
Update: The foul, food-obsessed pig Amanda Mull has the misfortune of looking just like she ought to.
Break the Internet, Amanda Mull: