The Miami PD Is Not the Seattle, New York, or Portland PD

When you get violent and attack a civilian's car -- for what? For not "respecting" your autonomous zone in the street? -- the Miami PD will kick your fucking ass for you.

The only thing that upsets me about this video is that more of these rotten little pussies didn't get their faces pushed in.

Meanwhile, David French does not believe that Seattle and Portland are as violent as lying, stupid conservatives say they are. (Is he still pretending to be a conservative, when he constantly attacks us ignorant, ugly, lying, vicious monsters?)

He says he wants to send in someone "objective" to report, and then nominates the biggest fucking pussy on the internet (tied with Alex Griswold), Andrew Egger.

And if you think the idea of Big Tough Andrew Egger wading into the combat zone is just too silly for words, well, David French has an even rougher, tougher candidate for the job of antifa warlord reporting: Himself.

I am telling you, I am guaranteeing you, that for every hour you spend on Twitter per day, on average, your testosterone level drops by 100 units.*

I am absolutely guranteeing you that if you ran that test, you would find the testosterone levels of the "Very Online" "men" to be somewhere in the range of 200-300, whereas normal healthy men who do not get their exercise in Boxing on Twitter have testosterone from 800-1000.

I'm not kidding. I mean, come on. They all begin adopting the girliest, womanliest traits of light flirtation, constantly talking about "My Shows" like they're 1960s housewives talking about soap operas (which they pretty much are), constant social ostracism games and general bitchiness.

Low testosterone has an interestign effect in men, by the way:

It makes you a poorer thinker. And men find it more difficult to focus, which results in these "men" seeking out low-attention-span diversions like... More Twitter.

It's a vicious cycle. Or should I say: a vicious soycle.

Pretty sure I can make this diagnosis from the vantage of 100 miles away.

* I don't know what these units actually are. Okay, I looked it up: nanograms per deciliter.

So why don't you just accept the fudge word "unit" and get off of my back?

posted by Ace at 02:02 PM

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