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The Life And Times Of ONTWelcome to the ONT. Say, here's a secret for y'all. Wanna know where stately Ace manor is located? Surprisingly enough, it's in Harford County, Maryland! ![]() Stop on by some weekend and say howdy, Ace loves that! (Note: Do not actually stop by. Note 2: Not actually Ace's house) Blueprint Forward
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Leech swims up man’s penis, drinks pint of blood before docs pull it out Yeah. Uh-huh. Over/under on how many comments in we'll get before the gents in the audience uncross their legs: 57
What always amazes me about these type of stories is how much these people willingly confide in reporters before deciding that maybe they should clam up. Sometimes The ONT Gets Dusty
‘Not all people of colour think the same’ As you might guess from the spelling, this is a British article. But tell me this doesn't apply to American leftists as well: But if that is what your focus is, it steps right outside the narrative of the supplicant. And I know that there are people who just hate that, because what they really want people of colour to be is useful stooges and pawns in the battle against capitalism or neoliberalism or whatever it is. Our job is to be downtrodden, oppressed, rebellious and the reason for revolution. And the minute we stop behaving like that, we are going to break that situation, and we become less useful to these people. That is why they hate it so much.
It's Marxism all the way down. Today’s vanguard can be found in the media, Hollywood, academia and political class. The prevalence of hate crimes is an indispensable part of the narrative of the oppressive nature of individual relations: whites are targeting blacks, straights are targeting gays and transgendered, etc. The big issue is that it pays off. I'll bet Kapernick has made more money from being woke than he ever did as a player. Does anybody know?
America's Jews and Christians Are Failing the Test of Their Lives Prager makes some good points here.
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