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(Blog went down before I could post this ONT last night, so I told Mis Hum that he could take the night off and I'd just post it tonight.)

Modern Sexuality

Kazakh bodybuilder's 'marriage' to sex doll girlfriend on hold because of coronavirus

I dunno. Dude seems to be good looking enough to get a real woman. Maybe he just wants to “marry” something that doesn't talk back. (bu-dum-dum). Than you ladies and germs, I'll be here all week. Oh, and if that article wasn't horrifying enough, think about this: In the Toy Story universe, sex dolls are alive.

Try the veal, tip your servers, goodnight!

Tossed Salads And Scrambled Eggs

Red On Red Violence

I linked an article attacking Charlie Kirk a few weeks ago, here's one going after Candace Owens:

Kira Davis: The Trouble With Candace

Reading it, her biggest beef seems to be that Candace is more successful than she is, but she does raise a point about the tone and content of Owens' message. That's fair enough, and something open to criticism, but she also says that Owens' message isn't the right one to reach “the black community”. WTF is “the black community”? Seems to me that a conservative would be talking about individuals who happen to be black, and how best to reach them, in which case one would have to admit that some might respond to Candace's message and some to Kira's. By starting with “the black community”, you're ceding the rhetorical ground to identity politics assholes before you start. It's like waiting until the enemy is in defilade and able to rake your position with enfilading fire before beginning the battle. Kind of hard to win that way.

Build A Better Mousetrap

This guy is awful squeamish about guns. I agree, you must employ caution when using them, but he seems to be inordinately cautious over shooting a rat with blanks.

Morons In The News

Alcoholic killer monkey leaves one man dead and 250 injured after going on rampage when his booze supply dried up

Folks, I think we've found the first non-human member of the Horde.

Racists

How Being Non-Racist Is Racist

A charming little stroll through the though process required of those who follow Critical Theory

Related:

Who's In Charge of CHAZ? Seattle Authorities Say, 'Not Antifa'

Seattle authorities would be wrong.

You Can Be A Christian, You Can Be A Marxist, But You Can’t Be Both

This has seemed obvious to me for years. The gospel preaches individual salvation through Christ. There's no room for collective guilt in it.

Bee Happy

The trailer for the new Bee Movie is lit.

On Judicial Tyranny

Horowitz has been beating this drum for years now. He's right.

Time for Trump and conservatives to crush judicial supremacy: Here’s how

Does Trump have the balls to do this? Probably. Will Jared Kushner out-manover Trump and prevent him from doing this? Almost certainly. (Ever notice how many of Trump's proclamations that we cheer never seem to actually come about? Has Antifa been officially designated a terrorist organization? Has Planned Parenthood been defunded? I don't think so. Kushner, the one man fifth column at work)

So THAT'S What The Batman Theme Means!

That Punk took The Spicy Bacon

Great Idea

Herschel Walker Offers To Send Protesters To Countries Without Police

On the other hand, maybe we could send them all to the Vikings for draft picks. They should feel right at home in what's left of Minneapolis.

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