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A Smug And Haughty Anti-Trumper Who Is Actually Doing The Right Thing! (Yes, That Pig Is Flying) | Main | Food Thread: "Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese--toasted mostly."
June 07, 2020

First-World Problems...Part Onze

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My phone's web browser is a bit wonky when I read AoSHQ (yeah...what a shock!). Sometimes when I touch the "comments" button it goes through a strange contortion of resizing, and I have to wait a few seconds before I can read the comments. On a world-wide information and data network. Via my amazingly thin and lightweight and powerful handheld device that is thousands of times faster, and a tiny fraction of the cost of the first computers.

I know that I can struggle through this existential difficulty, but sometimes I despair. I thought that instant gratification was one of the basic human rights!


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