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Free Tix to Serenity For Bloggers
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100 Minute Executive Summary of The Bible
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Rock Star: INXS Thread (The Last One!)
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Rock Star: INXS Thread
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Liveblogging Hitch v. Galloway, Plus Live Thread
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Make Sure You Were A Light Blue Tie. It Softens the Devil's Horns.
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Cybersex Gone Bad
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Courageous, Controversial Bill O'Reilly Declaration of the Day
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Middle Eastern Security Fence
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Live Video of Roberts Hearings
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Anderson Cooper, Master Storyteller
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Followup on Yahoo! Collaborating with Evil
CNN: "Storytelling"
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Mike Kinsley: It Ain't Bush's Fault
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Somebody Up There Loves Me
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Stupid AOL -- Can't Ban Cedarford's IP Address
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AP: Katrina Would Have Been "Just Another Storm" Had She Killed More White People
Alvaro's Katrina Photo Essay
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Open Thread for Morons
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Katrina's Aftermath, From A First Hand Witness
The Blogosphere Gets Results: New Flight 93 Memorial Announced
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Michael Brown, Pink-Slipped
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"The Gay Dan Rather"
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Big Fake News Brief From Iowahawk
Louisiana's Department of Homeland Security Barred Red Cross, Not The Federal DHS
CSI Helps Criminals Get Away With Crimes
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Tomorrow's Transcripts, Today: Democratic Senators Question Judge Roberts
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Totally, Totally Wonderful
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Rock Star: INXS Thread
Shorty Chavez, Next DNC Chair
American Hostage Roy Hallums Rescued In Iraq!
Iraq Terrorist Had London Bombing Plans In Pocket
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Fake Celebrity Quote of the Day
Quick, Before She Deletes It: Senator Landrieu's Own Website Puts Onus On Local Authorities For Immediate Response
Katrina Blame Again
When The Levee Board Story Breaks...
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Calling Upon Mu.Nu'ers' Expertise With MT Software
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Referendum? What Referendum?
Three Good Pieces On the Blame Game
The LLMSM Looks The Other Way On Cindy Sheehan
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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
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When will the French stop being so damn French?
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Governess Blanco: Bush Begged Me For Mandatory Evacuation Of City
Hoist The Black Flag At 4PM ET
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Mayor Nagin: "CIA Might Take Me Out"
Just Curious
Mayor Nagin To New Orleans: Drop Dead
Inmates are Running The Asylum
What The MSM Isn't Telling You About The Feds' Response To Katrina
Saturn In Danger Of Losing Rings
GeekPorn: Big Honkin' Chart Of Most Movie & TV Spacecraft
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Excuse Me, But Doesn't the Governor Mobilize The National Guard?
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Kuwait Offers Cool Half-Billion In Disaster Aid
Bush Nominates Roberts For Chief Justice
New York Times To New Orleans: Drop Dead
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Armed Thugs Attempt Ambush of Engineers/Rescuers, Get Shot To Death
Sean Penn's Rescue Attempt As Retarded as I Am Sam
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EON Can't Find Bond
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Kanye West, Super Genius
Dear Pandagon: FOAD
Anarchy In NOLA
Bush's Fault?
CNN Questions The Timing
Pussy Dave Hates John Madden
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Kanye West: "George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People"
Hi-Res Satellite Imagery of New Orleans
Katrina's Saddest Victim: Cindy Sheehan
More Ideological Looting At The HuffPo
Krugman's Krazy Korrections
Europe To Tap Oil/Gas Reserves To Aid US
New Orleans' Not-Quite-Finest Help Themselves To A Little Bit Of Looted Property
Welcome Mat
The Lost City of New Orleans?
Blogging Aid Auctions End Tonight
US Has Three Times The Oil of Saudi Arabia, Locked In Shale
New York Giants Starters Edge NE Patriots' Second String
Three More Remember ID'ing Mohammad Atta
Weird
Unemployment At 4.9%, A Four Year Low
Light Blogging Advisory/Open Thread
Katrina Aid Blog Burst
New Orleans' Grim Future?
Air Enron's Randi Rhodes: Bush Delights In Deaths Of Democrats
Good Bye To Ty
Amazon.com Widgets
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Podcast: Sefton and CBD agree about Trump's silly $5k checks, Islam is an existential evil, Ukraine is a mess, and more!
I prefer the heat. I can always wear shorts and flip-flops if it gets hot. But when it's below freezing it's not like I can just put pants on. -- Disinterested FDA Director
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fraudulent journalism at CBS : 60 Minutes interviewed two people who lost their jobs as a result of DOGE overhauling USAID. Kristina Drye & Adam Dubard emoted on behalf of thousands of USAID employees who have been terminated, but neither Kristina nor Adam was actually an employee of USAID. Clever word parsing and dishonest editing conveyed otherwise. [Buck]
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I just realized that Monday is President's Day. I'm going to work a half-day. I'll post stuff but probably on an 80-90 minute schedule, unless it's a big news day. This Drumpf character is wearing me out!!!
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Michael Walsh to discuss the new American psyche, Gaza, Men and Women and how they are different, and more!
Chuck Grassley
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Senate floor vote comes next
Brooke Rollins was confirmed as SecAg by big margin, like 74-26 or something like that
If Trump pulls this off, he'll have an excellent chance to be snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize! -- Posted by: Don Black
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JOE ROGAN: "People are worried that Elon is going to steal everyone's money. He has $400B. Elon's not going to steal your money. That's not what he's doing. He's a super genius that has been f**ked with. When you've been f**ked with by these nitwits that hide behind 3-letter agencies, and you're dealing with one of the smartest people alive helping Donald Trump get into office and find out what corruption is really going on, you f**ked up.
You f**ked up and picked the wrong psychopath on the spectrum. He's going to hunt you down and find out what's going on, and that's good for everybody. That's how you should be looking at this, like 'Wow, we have a brilliant mind examining these really corrupt and goofy systems and bringing in a bunch of psychopath wizards."
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