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September 16, 2005
More Young Women Try Bisexuality
14% of older teens and twenty years olds, at least doubling the numbers in previous surveys.
Scary, because at some point, most women will figure out they just don't need us. Fish, bicycle, the end of human life as we know it.
Sure, women are emotionally stronger and more emotionally giving, and sure, they're better lovers than men are. Certainly women have greater sexual endurance than men, and are more concerned with pleasing their partners.
But let me ask you lesbian-leaning ladies this:
Can your "special friend" Becca fart the theme to Sanford & Son?
No?
You're damn right she can't. 'Cuz girls just ain't's gots the mad skillz.
Thanks for the bad news to cutaway.