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September 16, 2005

The Multi-Blade Arms Race.

Scary news:

(AP) Violating existing treaty, Gillette, manufacturer of the popular Mach3Turbo, announced today underground testing has begun on a new line of five blade behemoths.
Experts say this latest escalation is a response to Schickâ€™s four bladed Quattro, itself a response to Gilletteâ€™s three blade models.

Ok, when the three blade thing originally came out, I was, of course, frightened. Three blades? Insanity. It was like I woke up and nothing made any sense anymore. But, somehow, I tried the 3 blade deal. My world? Rocked.

Thing is, they ainâ€™t cheap. Iâ€™m already spending, like, 1/4 of my income on those damn cartridges. (And yeah, like an all day sucker I sprung for the vibrating handle upgrade.) But now youâ€™re talking five blades? Five? Sigh. I know Iâ€™m gonna try it and I know Iâ€™m gonna love it. But the cost?

Truly the day is fast approaching when good men can no longer afford to shave. Like Victorian England. And no, I couldnâ€™t always go back to those disposable one blade skin resurfacers, thank you very much. I canâ€™t do it. I wonâ€™t. Iâ€™m not an animal.

posted by Dr. Reo Symes at 10:46 AM

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