Finally: David Hasselhoff to Record Rap Album, Produced By Ice-T

Michael Knight. The dude from Law & Order: SVU. Together. At long last.

Ice-T, who was one of the first real hip-hop stars in the late 1980s, said: "The man is a legend. And we are going to show a whole new side of him."

The rapper is said to be convinced that the 51-year-old for Knight Rider and Baywatch actor can take on the biggest names in rap, reports The Sun.

Ice-T added: "He's gonna come out as Hassle The Hoff - I promise you. The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour."

Hassle the Hoff -- I'm almost hearing the hookline already.

If the first single isn't an updated version of Der Kommissar, someone should be sued for malpractice.

You know, no matter how bad things get, with natural disasters and war and political discord, we will all one day be able to say to our grandchildren:

We were there at Creation.

Thanks to a ex-Boston Irish.

HasselhoffWatch Flashback: Well, okay. I guess maybe Hassel the Hoff can be a rap star, given that he ended the Cold War and all.

Hooked on a Feeling... of Ineffable Dread: Oh, yeah. OH, YEAH. This is da straight-up gangsta shizznat, Boo!

Either KITT Talks or I Bust A Cap In Yo' Ass: You know what's street? Street, baby, is threatening to walk off a film project involving a Trans-Am with a Cylon-eye over creative differences involving whether said car should talk or not.

posted by Ace at 11:30 PM

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