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September 16, 2005
Being Male is a "Preventable Social Condition"
I'm sure the 'science' is unimpeachable.
This wouldn't be the latest example of political/social views leading researchers to the 'preferred' result, now would it? No, no, heavens, no. Never happens. Uh uh. Nothing to see here.
Let me guess how this came about. Over their morning tea and crumpets, the local communist league, err, sociology department is brainstorming ideas on how to sell their male wussification agenda. Suddenly, an idea strikes (causing 1d8 damage): let's try and convince men that being actually, you know, male is bad for their health. They're so dumb, they might actually believe it.
Except that, well, don't men already know that being male is not particularly healthy? Drinking, smoking, whoring, eating hubcap-sized steaks, beating the crap out of people, and joining the military to see interesting places and kill people aren't exactly granola and soy milk activities.
I call bullshit on this one.
posted by Harry Callahan at
09:52 PM
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