Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support
Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Contact
Ace:aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Recent Entries
The Regime Vomits Up Two Eleventh Hour Hits on RFKJr. and Tulsi Gabbard
"Star" of Fake Captain America Movie: I Don't Think That Captain America Should Represent America, But Instead Good Things Like Truth and Integrity Former CNN Thumb Chris Cillizza: I'm Totally Surprised That Trump Was Right About Covid Origins and Anthony Fauci Wrong; It Just Never Occurred to Me That the President of the United States Might Have Access to Secret Information I Didn't Have More Karoline Leavitt: It's Nice of You to Suddenly Care About the Price of Eggs, But the Increase Happened While the President You Corruptly Covered for Was "Sleeping Upstairs in the Residence" Karoline Leavitt's First Press Briefing Features a Roll Call of the Criminal Aliens The Democrats Protected for Decades and Who Trump Has Now Arrested Sean Duffy Confirmed as Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy Confirmed as Secretary of Transportation; Karoline Leavitt's Inaugural Press Briefing Features a Slideshow of Now-Arrested Criminal Aliens and Their Crimes Jm J. Acosta Flounces Off CNN, Suggesting That CNN Is "Bowing to a Tyrant" for Shitcanning Him The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Art Thread Absent Friends
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024 Captain Hate 2023 moon_over_vermont 2023 westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published.
Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups
|
« Stupid? Or Clever-Yet-Stupid Spoof? |
Main
| Levee Board Corrupt; RiehlWorldView Scooped The LLMSM »
September 15, 2005
They'll "Modify" Crescent of Embrace "Memorial"It should be noted that the families -- yes, the families -- previously expressed concern about the crescent design, specifically about calling it "the Crescent of Embrace." The idiots in charge, and the architecht, refused even a name change to "Arc of Embrace" and the like. They wanted that crescent in the title. So I'm having trouble believing he'll be very willing to change the crescent shape itself. I've been fuming about the bigger issue for a while-- why must our public monuments be these dreary abstract bits of ugly avant-gardism which appeal only to a tiny clique of elites? Why cannot public art please the, you know, public? Everything's either these outsized geometric spectacles that provoke only the question, "Jeepers, I wonder who got the idea to put up 6000 pounds of steel into the shape of a featureless cube?" Or else-- nihilistic po-mo whimsy. Like those goddamned cows we had all over New York six or eight years ago. Don't ask. Oh wait, you didn't, but I'll tell you anyway. See, they were cows. They were painted all sorts of crazy ways by idiot artists. They were supposed to be whimsical and charming, like Alice in Wonderland. They were instead ugly and stupid like The Turner Diaries. Again, the only question "provoked" was along the lines of "What kind of Einstein-level con artist got the grant for these noxious pieces of shit, and can I possibly hire him to do my taxes?" And, quite frankly, I bet 75% of the tastemaking cultural elites don't like this crap either; they're just not confident enough in their own true sense of aesthetics to argue against group opinion). The elites don't like statuary of people. It's passe, they say; we have enough statues of men on horseback. Do we? I rather like equestrian statues. Call me a philistine, but yes, I do admire looking at a piece of art and thinking that it looks like something else to be found in the natural world or the world of man. The elites have a stronger religious stricture against public display of graven human images than the most wild-eyed Wahhabists do. It's a set of mistaken beliefs of "good taste" that has hardened into something approaching religious dogma. I am tired of always being "provoked" and "challenged" by art. I'm not saying that such art is valueless; there's a lot of good such art. Not everything can be Velvet Elvis, after all. But I am speaking about art in public venues. For the love of everything holy, in public, as I walk to the store or to work, need I be intellectually challenged by a giant pyramid copulating with a pink torus? As big a fan of H.P. Lovecraft as I might be, does every "public" work of art need to feature strange geometries undream'd of even on planet Yuggoth? Need I always be provoked in public? Can I never be simply reassured in my daily public travels, and have something pleasant to look at? Apparently not. The [Crescent of Embrace] monument goes along with other sins of commission -- the tortured, everybody's-a-sinner museum proposed for the Ground Zero site, the tentative, Euro-styled Trade Center replacement that avoids any notes of bravado or American style, the palpable relief at the major networks that four years had passed and they didn't have to waste valuable advertising time on Sunday night with some bummer recollections of, you know, that. As Lilkes notes, no, we don't need a big statute of the Flight 93 passengers ramming a dinner-cart through a door. We don't need to be quite that literal. But can the heroism of a group of strangers -- of Americans -- coming together to save the lives of their fellow human beings dare be expressed in something less symbolic, and perhaps more vigorous, than red trees and lilting windchimes? And on that-- why is always our assumptions which need to be provoked? Can we have a monument to the brave dead of Flight 93 which shows them in cool reflection as they decide to make their attack? Huddled together as they collectively decide to give their lives to spare others? And just before they mount the first battle in the war on terrorism? And yes, engraved at the base of the statue, the rallying cry: "Let's roll." Ahhhh... but such a tribute would "provoke" and "challenge" the wrong people-- the tastemaking elites who presume to rule us. Their beliefs and assumptions are never to be provoked or challenged, always to be reassured and reinforced by their preferred sorts of meaningless symbolic nothingnesses. It is we who need to be shaped and scolded like schoolchildren; it is they who wield the rulers. If provoking and challenging are so very important to human growth-- hey, Paul Murdoch, maybe you should let us provide the same service to you for once. Parting Shot: Art turned bad when the emphasis turned from craft to "concept." | Recent Comments
Scarymary:
"54 I can't keep all of those Kennedy's straight. W ..."
Caroline Kennedy: " Ask not what kind of retarded scumbag Democrat p ..." CharlieBrown'sDildo: "One of the most satisfying things to come out of D ..." 18-1: "It is amusing the left finally wants to cancel a K ..." Rosemary Kennedy: "Meep. ..." Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/s][/b]: "The Kennedys are an evil family, I guess we agree ..." Elric Blade: "I think this is more of a “shits out” ..." Helena Handbasket: ">>> 60 I hope this EO ban came in time to save tha ..." Plainoldtoast: "Oh go f yourselves. Sick of these turds ..." Pillage Idiot: "[i]22 New York Times alleging that Tulsi Gabbard s ..." whig: "Wow. Stop with the buttering up. Posted by: Axema ..." Rufus T. Firefly: "No one cares what you have to say Caroline. Pretty ..." Recent Entries
The Regime Vomits Up Two Eleventh Hour Hits on RFKJr. and Tulsi Gabbard
"Star" of Fake Captain America Movie: I Don't Think That Captain America Should Represent America, But Instead Good Things Like Truth and Integrity Former CNN Thumb Chris Cillizza: I'm Totally Surprised That Trump Was Right About Covid Origins and Anthony Fauci Wrong; It Just Never Occurred to Me That the President of the United States Might Have Access to Secret Information I Didn't Have More Karoline Leavitt: It's Nice of You to Suddenly Care About the Price of Eggs, But the Increase Happened While the President You Corruptly Covered for Was "Sleeping Upstairs in the Residence" Karoline Leavitt's First Press Briefing Features a Roll Call of the Criminal Aliens The Democrats Protected for Decades and Who Trump Has Now Arrested Sean Duffy Confirmed as Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy Confirmed as Secretary of Transportation; Karoline Leavitt's Inaugural Press Briefing Features a Slideshow of Now-Arrested Criminal Aliens and Their Crimes Jm J. Acosta Flounces Off CNN, Suggesting That CNN Is "Bowing to a Tyrant" for Shitcanning Him The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Art Thread Search
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Primary Document: The Audio
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) |