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September 19, 2005

Now That's The Way To Get Gramps Into A Nursing Home

Let's face it, it's no kind of fun to spend your winter years playing checkers with a bunch of people whose only point of commonality is that they drove their children batty by always complaining about the temperature.

People have suggested the elderly be given pets, as the contact with a warm animal tends to enliven the spirit.

One country has taken that to the next level-- to keep you young at heart, their old-folks homes feature porn on demand and even prostitutes upon request.

It's all happening in Denmark. Or, as I call it, "The Future Home of Ace of Spades HQ."


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