Highlights of NRO's Day 2 Coverage

Jonah Goldberg slips Joe Biden a nasty shiv:

The man loves his voice so much, you'd expect him to be following it around in a grey Buick, in defiance of restraining order, as it walks home from school. He seems to think his teeth are some kind of hypnotic punctuation marks which can momentarily disorient the listener and absolve him from any of Western civilization's usual imperatives to stop talking. Listening to him speechify is like playing an intellectual game of whack-a-mole where every now and then the fuzzy head of a good point pops up from the tundra but before you can pin it down, he starts talking about how he went to the store and saw a squirrel on the way and it was brown which brings to mind Brown V. Board of Ed which most people don't understand because [TEETH FLASH] he taught Brown in his law school course and [TEETH FLASH] Mr. Chairman I'm going to get right to it and besides these aren't the droids you're looking for....

Note the expert way he works in a Star Wars reference.

I have a hunch that sitting and listening to Chuckie "It's All About Me & my Camera Time" Schumer, Teddy "Happy Hour" Kennedy, and Joe "I'm So Smart" Biden has taken a toll on John Roberts, far worse than you might expect.

This should remove any doubt:

Yes, he's going to have a lifetime dream job, but pity the man all the same.

posted by Harry Callahan at 11:18 PM

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