Michael Brown, Pink-Slipped

Kind of inevitable, I guess.

I haven't been this distraught since the left bagged Ultimate Champion Man-God Jeff Gannon, who was just like a berserking barbarian in a Frank Frazzetta painting, only not as much of a pussy.

Update: Resume Padding. Well, Michael Brown didn't quite have the experience he claimed.

Matthew thinks it's a perfect case of life imitating The Office:

Brown's official biography on the FEMA Web site says that his background in state and local government also includes serving as "an assistant city manager with emergency services oversight" and as a city councilman.

But a former mayor of Edmond, Randel Shadid, told The Associated Press
on Friday that Brown had been an assistant to the city manager. Shadid said Brown was never assistant city manager. "I think there's a difference between the two positions," said Shadid. "I would think that is a discrepancy."

-- Quoted here.

[From the first episode of The Office, "Training Day:"

In episode "Training Day."
First--
Gareth: "I'm the assistant regional manager."
Brent: "Assistant to the regional manager."

In one of the best episodes, in which David may take his band "Forgone Conclusion" On the road again:

Gareth: "Will you be needing a road manager?"
Brent: "I manage myself."
Gareth: "I could be the assistant road manager."
Brent: "Well, assistant to the road manager."

posted by Ace at 02:18 PM

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