Re-Post: Ace's Generic Walk-Thru For Every F'n' Game You've Ever F'n' Played

Damn, this was just about the funnest* thing I ever wrote. The quickest, too, because video games are so incredibly annoying and similar. It was humor borne of an intense loathing and anger.

But I guess not a lot of people saw it at the time... I'm getting some links off a World of Warcraft messageboard site, so maybe it's time again to share my frustrations with first-person-shooter computer games with the world again.

Very funny, if I do say so myelf. It's funny, because it's all undeniably true.

BTW, I say in that post that the language is "PG-13." Well, PG-13 allows you only one or two uses of the F-bomb, and I certainly exceeded that quota. So R for language.

* Not a typo. I meant funnest, not necessarily funniest, although it's up there on the list too. It was just such a breeze to write.

PS: What the hell does a guy have to do for a Slashdot link, anyway?

Figured this would be right up those geeks' alley.

posted by Ace at 02:03 PM

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