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September 09, 2005

Slam Atrios/Kos, Win 50 Smackers

The left, paranoiac until recently about Bush suspending the Constitution and imposing a military-patrolled police state on Amerikkka, now is very, very angry that he didn't do just that in Louisiana.

Wizbang wants you to hypothesize that he did just that, and write a fulminating, frothing critique of the sort that would have been found on Kos or Atrios the day after Bush Accepted Caesar's Crown.

The best entry will win the writer fifty large.

And when I say "large," I mean dollars. That's large to me.

Thanks to the Blogometer, which is, as most of us are, still down on the bayou.

Just To Get The Ball Rolling: Try making up some fake quote by Shakespeare or Jefferson or someone. Like this:

The evil men lie in wait for their opportunity to seize power, after engineering chaos and crisis of their own design. George W. Bush is a dirty cocksucker who didn't win in 2000, no matter what the New York Times said.

-- John Milton

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