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September 03, 2005

Dear Pandagon: FOAD

Strong Profanity Warning. This really pisses me off. I suppose I can say this without resorting to profanity, but right now I don't feel like it.

Fuck off and die, asshole.

That's my simple answer to Pandagon, here knocking "Racist fucks" who are complaining about looting.

This little cocksucker claims that we evil racist conservatives are angry because a kid "stole" an abandoned bus and used it to evacuate people.

Who the hell made such a charge? No one, that's who. From the beginning of this mess, conservatives have been pretty solid on the distinction between survival-driven "borrowing" and true looting.

No one is going to bring charges against this kid, asshole. No one is going to call for charges against this kid. You call him a hero. Guess what, idiot? Everyone fucking agrees with you.

In emergency situations, no one is going to begrudge someone taking property (especially abandoned or at least unused property) for purposes of survival. Hell, if a fire is threatening a neighborhood, no one will bring charges against people for destroying a house that doesn't belong to them in the fire's path in order to create a fire-break.

There is a concept in law about exigent circumstances. And yes, conservatives believe in this concept. We don't value fucking replaceable property over human lives.

That's sort of the left's balliwick, at least as applies to the Israel/Palestinian situation, where most on the left agree that Jews' lives are worth less than Palestinians' claims over some disputed (and compensatable) real estate.

So, fuck you pal. Take your strawman arguments and feigned outrage and stick them straight up your twat, you stupid hateful little cunt.

Thanks to AllahPundit for ruining a gorgeous sunny-cool New York afternoon.

Check Your Facts, Dickhead: Freepers, who represent some of the most strident on the right, want to contribute to this kid's defense fund (which, btw, won't be needed), elect him mayor, and buy him beer.

Yeah. Evil racist conservatives are really against a black kid who saved black lives. Because, you know, we're soooooo upset he commandeered an abandoned bus and moved it twenty or thirty miles before turning it over to legal authorities.

Damn, think of all the gasoline this bastard used without permission.

You know us conservatives -- we're all about the fuckin' oil, baby.

Thanks to S. Weasel for pointing that thread out.

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posted by Ace at 01:30 PM

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