Worst Movie Sex Scenes Of All Time

There's a lot of bad sex in Hollywood. Only 0.1% gets filmed, though.

An infamous swimming pool-based clinch from the much-criticised 1995 film "Showgirls" received the dubious honour of being named the worst sex scene in the history of cinema.

Paul Verhoeven's film, starring Elizabeth Berkley and Kyle MacLachlan, was critically mauled on its release, to the extent that it is now viewed by some as a cult classic.

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Other titles in the top 10 include Madonna's 1993 potboiler "Body of Evidence", where she drips hot candle wax on Willem Dafoe, and part of recent Ben Affleck-Jennifer Lopez flop "Gigli".

"Unfeasibly bad, the pair, while sexy as hell on their own, together here couldn't generate enough heat to toast bread," the magazine complains.

Eh. Affleck and Lopez were just fine in that scene. It was Affleck's toupee that really phone in its performance.

I'm not quite sure how they missed Deliverance. Definitely not hot.

Well, a tiny bit hot, okay.

All right, very, very, very hot. Ever since that scene I get a "funny feeling" when watching the Superman movies. OOOO-tis!

posted by Ace at 03:36 PM

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