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September 24, 2005
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Mother Peace realizes she's jumped the shark.
To improve her ratings, the Mother Peace: It's All About Me show will add a new character next week. Mother Peace will be joined by an adorable towhead called "Cousin Oliver," who finds an Evil Tiki Doll which causes him all sorts of bad luck, like being drafted at age 8 to serve in Bush's Unholy Illegal War in Iraq and then being subsequently sodomized by Lyddie England.