#FakeNews Doctor Who Ratings Are Worse Than Failing CNN's
Well not really. Nobody's ratings are worse than Failing CNN's. But the #FakeDoctorWho show's ratings fall as people realize it's boring, preach PC garbage.

Flashback: Super-Interesting Theory on Cubic Time
If you don't agree, you are guilty of bastardy queer evil

POETRY: Baton-Wielding Antifa Pussy Gets KNOCKED DA FUCK OUT
Man, this anti-antifa guy's punch is so slow and telegraphed he might as well have sent it Pony Express. Can't argue with the effect, though. I guess he started it as some kind of Super-Move Whirlwind Uppdercut but then cancels out to a Forward 3 hook with Meter Burn.
Thanks to TexasDan. I'm just watching this over and over to peaceful Enya music.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Resorts to Basic Bitch Player Game by Complimenting Katie Pavlich's Boots
Come on, this is a low-key pick-up line.
Here's a better pick-up line, you fat light-turner-onner at the planetarium: Baby, I'm arresting you for violating the Law of Conservation of Matter. Because you have definitely increased the mass of my boner.

The Joke Laundry: A friend relayed a joke he heard from a comedian (whose name I forget). The joke goes, "It's now politically incorrect to say 'chicks with dicks.' The new politically correct term is 'men who talk too much.'"

Literal Salon Conservative: "Lifelong Conservative" (I'll Get to That in a Minute) Tom Nichols Celebrates His Third Year of Leaving the Republican Party by Giving an Interview to Salon
By the way, headlines routinely claim he's a "lifelong Republican." This one avoided that, settling for "lifelong conservative" -- citation needed, but it's not a flat-out lie. In fact, Tom Nichols already left the GOP in 2012 -- I think Romney was too severely conservative for him, though he claims he left because he didn't want to be in a party that would consider Newt Gingrich as a possibly, maybe viable candidate -- and only re-joined after Trump had wrapped up the nomination to oppose the Republican candidate. That's right -- he became a Republican again only to fight the actual Republican nominee. This is by his own admission (though he does permit his media friends to misrepresent him as a "lifelong Republican" when they find that clickbaity or politically useful).
This is all about becoming famous, as is his appearances as an expert on the alien-baiting show "NASA's Unexplained Files." To borrow a line from the racist Ta-Nehesi Coates, Tom Nichol's thirst for fame is Saharan.

Obsessive Depressive Disorder (ODD): AllahPundit Manages to Make Alexandria Ocasia-Cortez's Gaffe All About Trump, Somehow
A one-track mind gone off the rails

Attacker shouting 'Allahu akbar' stabs Belgian cop
"'We have not yet establish the subject’s motives,' the city prosecutors said."
That is a real quotation... [CBD]

Is it time for a Constitutional Crisis? Should Orange Man tell Black Robe Judge Man to piss off? Once again the judiciary shoots down President Trump. [Mis. Hum.]

Foreign YouTuber Scolds Matt Yglesias for Supporting Antifa Terrorism Against Tucker Carlson's Wife: "Listen, Egg-Man With Four Eyes..."
A few minutes later he declares he will force his children to watch Female Ghostbusters anytime they even hear the word "Vox" so that they'll be too traumatized to ever go to that GE-sponsored leftist website

CNN's JournOlisming About the "Damage" Inflicted on Our "Democratic System" By Allegations of Vote Fraud Completely Fails to Mention, Let Along Scold, Stacey Adams' Evidence-Free Allegations of Voter Suppression
Leftists and the NeverTrumpers (But I Repeat Myself) Are Very, Very Antagonistic to Conspiracy Theories... except the Conspiracy Theories they like. Which makes them exactly like every other Conspiracy Theorist.

Yes It's Very Weird, and Totally Unpredictable, That the NeverTrump Guys are Suddenly All Promoting Liberal Positions (and Saying Abortion Isn't Really Anything to Get Fussed About)
Who could have predicted this?

Julie Kelly: Let's Look at the Weekly Standard's Journalisming Since Bill Kristol Got a Huge Cash Infusion from a Leftist Billionaire

LOL: JK Rowling's Newest Movie Scores Lowest Ratings of Series, as well as the Lowest US Box Office Opening
Grace Randolph compares JK Rowling to Kathleen Kennedy and compares the last installment to The Last Jedi and Batman V. Superman (the movie that still makes money, but less money than expected) and the new one to Solo and Justice League (the movie that gets punished due to disappointment over the last one). She calls this a franchise in trouble, just like Star Wars and the DCEU.
Maybe JK should spend more time editing her unwieldy, unfocused scripts and less time on Twitter calling random strangers Nazis.

I Missed This When It Was New: A Mocking Tribute to Beto O'Rourke (Government Name: Robert Francis O'Rourke), Featuring Hilariously Discordant Recorder

NeverTrumpers Tom Nichols and Ben Howe Decide that Abortion Isn't a Compelling Reason to Vote for Trump over Abortion Absolutist Hillary Clinton, and That Christians Either Don't or Shouldn't Care So Much About Abortion
I'm getting sick and tired of always being right
Later in the thread the Twitter Addict Howe opines that Real Christians Such As Himself naturally favor the election of Hillary Clinton, because that doesn't make "winning" the "altar" -- except of course that this whole two year baby temper tantrum was all about making winning over Trump supporters the altar, up to and including supporting Hillary Clinton to get that W

Most children in third world orphanages are not orphans. The growth in orphanages is fueled by tourism, including "voluntourism" where people work short stints in orphanages. "92 percent of orphanage funders are from the United States" [dri]

How Misguided Environmentalism Is To Blame For California’s Wildfires
"When explaining to Mother Jones why the California Wine Country fires were so bad last October, fire ecologist Sasha Berleman said, 'We have 100 years of fire suppression that has led to this huge accumulation of fuel loads.'" But...But...But...Global Warming! [CBD]

Hand Recount Not Going Nelson's Way; He Might Concede Over Weekend
"Nelson Has No Path; Democrats Admit Race Is Over"

"Too much is never enough" [dri]