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January 15, 2006

Abu Hamza: John Travolta A Threat To Young Women

To young women? Travolta's PR people immediately began making calls to get this assessment out there.

(No, no, no. Not gay. He's married to Kelly Preston. I mean, for God's sake, I hope he's not gay and just wasting some top-shelf pooter like that.)

Anyway:

According to the London Telegraph, Hamza stomped all over the actor's sexy stepping, claiming exposure to Travolta's flicks would corrupt female minds and lead them astray from Islamic principles.

"This brother he's a mujahid [freedom fighter] and she looks at him and says, 'Oh look, his forehead is black, probably he's praying'. She likes John Travolta, who is dancing and moving his stomach as quick as the – as I don't know what – and she likes that because if he was wearing the proper dress which has been imposed on him by Muslims, she wouldn't even think about him," Hamza said in a taped address.

The former radical imam of Finsbury Park Mosque in north London also said girls would learn new words at school and would look their fathers in the eye and say: "I don't care a tin monkey about you, father."

Certainly no father ever wants to hear "I don't give a tin monkey about you" from his children.

I shit you not. We should not be attempting "public diplomacy" in the Muslim world. We should be paying millions of dollars to get broadband internet there and all the free porn we can.

This entire psychotic cult is based on a fear of sexuality of even the most minor kind.


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