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January 15, 2006

Cool Facts About John Bolton's Moustache


Some call it "White Bristle Justice"


John Bolton's moustache smells like peanut butter, orange marmelade, and roast beef.

-sorry, did I say roast beef?
I meant Death. (LauraW.)

Dick Cheney's cock and John Bolton's moustache once got into a fight in New Mexico.

The government had to create a story about the atomic bomb to cover up the true story. (anonymous)



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