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January 10, 2006

Man Catches His Junk In A Mouse-Trap

...and then, while demonstrating to friends how this could have happened, does it a second time:

The first accident happened at the age of 14 when a schoolboy prank went wrong. He needed 14 stitches to fix his wounded willy.
When regulars at The Railway pub in Ipswich, Suffolk, heard about Garyâ€™s painful past they egged him on to show them what happened.

A pal put a mouse trap on a pool table for the demonstration â€” but Gary tripped as he walked towards it with his manhood hanging out.

...

[He said of his hospital visit:] â€œThe nurses thought it was hilarious â€” especially when they realised it was my second visit for the same accident.â€

Thanks to SteveB., who notes that Dick Cheney was once out on a nature-walk and got his manhood caught in a bear-trap.

But it wasn't an accident. He just considers it impolite to scratch himself "down there."

posted by Ace at 03:13 PM

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