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January 10, 2006
Man Catches His Junk In A Mouse-Trap
...and then, while demonstrating to friends how this could have happened, does it a second time:
The first accident happened at the age of 14 when a schoolboy prank went wrong. He needed 14 stitches to fix his wounded willy.When regulars at The Railway pub in Ipswich, Suffolk, heard about Gary’s painful past they egged him on to show them what happened.
A pal put a mouse trap on a pool table for the demonstration — but Gary tripped as he walked towards it with his manhood hanging out.
...
[He said of his hospital visit:] “The nurses thought it was hilarious — especially when they realised it was my second visit for the same accident.”
Thanks to SteveB., who notes that Dick Cheney was once out on a nature-walk and got his manhood caught in a bear-trap.
But it wasn't an accident. He just considers it impolite to scratch himself "down there."
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