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January 04, 2006

So I'm Just Working In My Garage Naked, And Wouldn't You Know It...

Content warning on link. It's as clinical as one can be given the subject matter, but it's not for the faint of heart, or the sensitive of duodenum.

The strange things people have discovered in their, ummm, darkest nethers, I guess is how a Harlequin romance would put it.

All apparently culled from medical journals. The reports, I mean. Not the inserted objects themselves. Those are sold separately.

...a six-by-five-inch tool box weighing 22 ounces...

I'd been wondering where that went. That had my favorite 6-in-1 screwdriver in it. I guess it was a seven-in-1, as it turns out. Who knew.

Sometimes people even wind up finding a book contract back there.

I keep checking myself. Nope. Not there yet. But maybe soon.

Thanks to Craig.


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