Michael Moore Hates Canada, Too

Again from the Waterglass, everyone's favorite Husky Huckster now unleashes the bitter petulance he usually reserves for the US upon his favorite no-account socialist frostberg to the North:

"First, you have the courage to stand against the war in Iraq -- and then you elect a prime minister who's for it. You declare gay people have equal rights -- and then you elect a man who says they don't," Moore moaned.

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"A man running the nation to the south of you is hoping you can lend him a hand by picking Stephen Harper, because he's a man who shares his world view. Do you want to help George Bush by turning Canada into his latest conquest?" Moore asked.

Ahem. Democratic vote that doesn't go your way = "conquest." I realize he's speaking figuratively here, but I can't imagine that doesn't actually represent his feelings -- and those of many on the left.

Any vote that does not put power into the left's hands is, by definition, illegitimate and represents a, uhhhh, democratic coup d'etat, just like in 1933. Or whenever Hitler was put into power. I don't know history.

When Republicans lose elections, we ask "What did we do wrong as a Party?"

When the left loses elections, they ask, "What did the voters do wrong, and why are they so f'n' stupid? Do we need to learn Conversational Retardese to communicate with them? Perhaps some balloon-animals would help. These people just don't seem smart enough to 'get' us."

And yeah, I know whenever anyone loses an election, the first reaction is to blame the voters. Blame the "sheeple." It's a common response by everyone.

But then that's supposed to pass, and a more searching self-analysis is supposed to begin.

It's been five years since the liberals went batshit crazy and they don't seem to have progressed beyond the "Denial" and "Anger" phases of coping with a loss.

As far as I can tell, the left's only adjustment to repeated electoral defeats has been to 1, Get nastier, 2, Get more overheated and shrill, 3, Call the voters stupid, 4, Make wilder and wilder charges, and 5, Suggest what this country is clamoring for is even more liberalism.

Only #5 even touches upon policy (the others are all about tactics and selling a message). And #5 is as dumb as a bag of retards.

posted by Ace at 02:13 PM

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