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January 17, 2006

There Has To Be Some Excuse To Link This

Why we fight? Islamofascists just can't handle female sexuality?

Well, you figure out your own pretext. It has to be linked.

Lots of dumb stuff at Allah's.

I enjoyed this:

Scarlett Johansson says she doesn’t believe in monogamy — that people weren’t meant to be with just one person. But she also says she wouldn’t date her “Match Point” co-star Jonathan Rhys-Meyers — because he’s too much like a girl.

“I don’t think human beings are monogamous creatures by nature,” she told reporters while promoting the flick. Still, Johansson says, she hasn’t given up on the idea of getting hitched one day. “When I decide I want to have children with somebody I think it would be nice to be married to that person,” Johansson says.

But don’t believe those rumors that she’s hooked up with co-star Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. Johansson says he’s like a girl — who likes gossip and shoes.

Rhys-Meyers is the guy who said his fortune was due to his hard work. Oh, yeah, and being picked out of a crowd and offered a modeling contract for his feminine-pretty features.

Not Rhys-Davies, You Dorks: Rhys-Meyers played an androgynous David Bowie clone in The Velvet Goldmine.

Come on now -- Rhys-Davies is DA MAN, but do you really think he would have been picked out of a crowd for his "feminine-pretty features"? You think this cat spends his time talking about shoes and shopping?

As a commenter said, Rhys-Meyers could only have played an elf, and only a kinda faggy one at that. Other elves would have looked at him and said, "Butch up, Chief. We're not going to be able to protect Rivendale with $2000 shoes and a cute Kate Spade man-purse."


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