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August 28, 2026

The Morning Report — 8/ 28 /26

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Good morning kids. Meh, I don't know why I'm so cheesed off about this.

Possibly because were it not for dumb luck I'd have been at Ground Zero just as the planes struck, or that I lost a schoolmate who was stuck on the 108th floor of the South Tower, or that my wife who at the time was barely a mile away and just recently was diagnosed with scar tissue on her lung due to asbestos exposure, or merely the fact that I'm just a sane, thinking, feeling rational human being?! In any case I rather expected a move like this to have come from the BBC, years ago already. But then again, after all, Canada has declared war on us, so what can you expect?!

Vive Lake Ontario America!!!


Of course the American — that is the ANTI-American Left and its epicenter in and of the Democrat Party have always been at war with America as founded. Just take a look at the links and you'll note a veritable Borgasmord or in this case morgue (to sort of quote my old friend and 1970s icon Mason Reese) of hypocrites, criminals, racists, antisemites, perverts, pedophiles and terrorists. So to hell with Canada we're up to our necks that the aforementioned's allies of convenience, the head chopping, brother-boffing/clitoris clipping Muslims are eager ready and able to chop off. Speaking of brother-boffers, is he his own uncle?!...

Police executed a search warrant Tuesday night at a Minneapolis apartment reportedly shared by Democrat Rep. Ilhan Omar’s adult son and a man arrested earlier that day on a weapons charge, according to multiple law enforcement sources. . . The raid adds another unusual chapter to the political and personal controversies surrounding Omar and her family. Omar’s daughter, Isra Hirsi, has become a prominent far-left activist. Hirsi was arrested and suspended from Barnard College in 2024 after participating in an anti-Israel encampment at Columbia University. Omar publicly praised her daughter after the arrest, saying she was “enormously proud” of Hirsi for standing up for her political beliefs.

At least on a positive note, The President and his team recognize not only the threat from abroad to our allies and how that hits us directly, right here at home.

The State Department on Wednesday announced that a foreign tech group provides online infrastructure to U.S. domestic terror groups to conduct violence across the country. The department formally recognized Italy-based Autistici/Inventati as a Specially Designated Global Terrorist group and subsequently sanctioned it.

According to the State Department, Autistici/Inventati, or the A/I Collective, is a “hacker cell that provides far-left extremists with encrypted communications, calls, and web-hosting services — all concealed from law enforcement. The A/I Collective is a central node in the far-left’s war on our civilization.”

Yes, the State Dept. is for sure going after Leftists abroad who destabilize our allies, and are beside themselves as the Donroe Doctrine initiates a reverse Domino effect as one by one seemingly intractable and perpetual Socialist nations are rejecting socialism for freer and more truly little "d" democratic in the truest sense of the word governments, while we here at home seem to be embracing it. Well, if one pallet of bricks is prevented from being delivered to a center city business district in the middle of the night then bravo. Because you just know they're itching to recreate Firestorm 2 Dresden boogaloo!

As you know by this point, Minnesota has been showing absolute fury against ICE agents. Ever since President Donald Trump ordered agents to enter the state to arrest violent illegal immigrants, Mayor Jacob Frey has been pushing back, riling up his citizens to angrily protest their every move. . . arlier this year, an arrest warrant was issued for ICE officer Christian Castro by the state, who was taken into custody shortly thereafter in Cameron County, Texas. He was formally charged with four counts of second-degree assault and one count of falsely reporting a crime after being accused of firing into a Minneapolis home and striking a Venezuelan national’s leg. Now, this is an incident that could’ve easily been put under investigation by the Department of Justice, but Minnesota decided to push the matter into overdrive. Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz had been demanding the extradition of Castro to the state, and even making such demands as public as possible to look good for his audience. . . “I don’t trust Tim Walz on anything,” Abbott noted last week, a statement I very much agree with. “While they’re making demands, I have a demand of my own: it’s time for Minnesota to step up and repay the United States of America and Americans for all the fraud that they’ve committed in their state through federal programs.”

Nothing like a good riot in Minnesota to push El-Sayed over the finish line one state away in Michigan (not that with Whitmer and Benson running the elections there, the fix isn't in already)
Or delude themselves into thinking Texas will go insane and elect that freakazoid Talarico!

But be all that as it may, I bid you all to have a great weekend.


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