Whaaaaaat? Kim Jong Il Disappears?

I know someone's yanking my crank, but on the off chance...

Beijing - North Korean leader Kim Jong II has disappeared in China. His luxurious special train which reportedly crossed the border into China Tuesday morning at Dandong was nowhere to be found Wednesday.

'We really would like to know where he is, but we simply don't have a clue,' said a South Korean military attache, who added he felt he was left in the lurch by his own intelligence services.

Although the train was seen travelling in the direction of Beijing by officials at two railway stations, Kim did not show up in the Chinese capital, sparking a torrent of speculation.

I think I speak for every red-blooded American when I say I just pray he's safe, heathly, and comfortable.

Oh, and also: Murdered.

Thanks to Fred.

posted by Ace at 09:56 PM

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