Gutfeld On Bill Maher

True:

Someone in the comments section asked me if Bill Maher's head is abnormally larger when compared to the rest of his body. No. Actually, his body is abnormally smaller, when compared to his head. I saw him recently at a party, and he resembles a human Tootsie Pop. I wanted to lick his face until I found the chewy center.

Check out his footwear, Greg. He's also wearing high-heeled boots that would give Prince vertigo.

He's also not big on Playboy:

I just got the new Playboy in the mail at work. Christ, it's so awful. Is it just me, or is that magazine stuck in some strange timewarp where full-page cartoons of randy nuns are still considered funny? When I page through it, I feel like I'm hanging out in a basement with Robert Culp, and he's smoking a cigar with his bathrobe open (and he isn't wearing any boxers).

Which isn't fun, let me tell you. First Culp goes on and on about how brave he was for insisting on a black co-star for I Spy, and then he goes right for your mangina.

Just kidding. I dig The Culp. He was Bill on Greatest American Hero. And he's in the three-timer's club on Columbo.

Thanks to steve_in_hb.

posted by Ace at 03:38 PM

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