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January 05, 2006
Paris Hilton Sued For Libel and Harassment
All connected with a brawl in a London nightclub involving a the daughter of a diamond heiress who was once dating her ex-fiance, also named "Paris," and jjkg0oe3jugj[oj0oj0ojh
Sorry, as I was typing that I suddenly had a narcoleptic seizure and collapsed upon the keyboard. I'm better now.
Paris Hilton makes me pine for the old days, when we could enjoy the dignity, modesty, and camera-shyness of Madonna.