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January 02, 2006

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A Counterstrike game where one guy is being a dick and won't let his buddy through the air-duct. It goes on for ten minutes, with the guy who's stuck making all sorts of threats and screaming. Funny if you like this kind of thing. Language advisory.

When the guy gets down to "seven health," from being shot at due to be being stuck in a vent, he drops the threats and insults and starts pleading.

Thanks to Matt.

More... The funniest stories of 2005, according to World Net Daily.

This one's a keeper, and one I'd never seen before. On some talk show where they're talking about sex with a handicapped person, the interviewer can't stop himself from laughing -- though he tries mightilly -- when a male guest with a high-pitched cartoonish voice speaks. As the article notes, you don't need a translator to get the funny.

H/t to Attack Machine.

posted by Ace at 07:18 PM

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