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January 09, 2006

Discovery Of Suitcase Filled With Photos Of NYC Landmarks And Subway Stations Provokes Anti-Terror Mobilization

"The weird thing is if a tourist took those pictures, there would be people in them. There was nobody in these."

And they probably wouldn't have snapped so many shots of New York's luxurious subway system, where you can ride anywhere for $2.00 and the stench of week-old human urine is, as ever, on the house.*

* Okay, really, that joke is pre-Guiliani. It's very rare to find the subways reeking of anything anymore, except for a general moldiness, which is pretty excusable for an underground system.

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