Hotel Books Teenaged Soccer Players and Middle-Aged Swingers At Same Time

I suppose swingers/swappers/etc. should be allowed to converge on a hotel... but only if it closes its doors to the general unwarned public.

That didn't happen here:

The families said the sexually adventurous partygoers sometimes flashed breasts and bare buttocks in front of the children as they sashayed through the hotel atrium. The parents described the dress at the Crowne Plaza Hotel-Airport in Orlando as "raunchy, despicable and worse than prostitutes."

"We thought we were coming to Orlando, not the Las Vegas Strip," said Mark Gilbert, the father of a boy who plays on the Clearwater Chargers, a group of 13-and-under players from Florida.

Another father complained of the "confusing message" bare breasts would send to the boys. "They're soccer players, for crying out loud," the father said. "We're trying to raise our boys to be homos, and that's hard to do with all these gazongas and pooters around."

posted by Ace at 02:44 AM

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