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January 09, 2006

Chuck Norris Responds To Cool Facts

Seriously, he does. He doesn't quite know what to make of these "facts," but he's not necessarily against them. The cool facts lists at least give him a chance to plug his autobiography and "Old West novels," which he calls his "literary efforts." And, hell, who can blame a guy for a little self-promotion?

Cool Fact About Chuck Norris' Old West Novels: They're actually slightly fictionalized versions of his second-grade diaries, set 100 years in the past. Some of the more gratuitous sex and graphic violence has been toned down for the novels in order to make them more palatable to general audiences.

Dick Cheney, meanwhile, has no response to the facts offered about him, chiefly for legal considerations.

Thanks to Pompous.

Related & Funny: The Ultimate Showdown, featuring Godzilla, Optimus Prime, Batman, and of course Chuck Norris.

Thanks to Nat for that.

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