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January 19, 2006

The King Is Evil; Long Live The King.

People who know me know that I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's often something unusual.

They also know that I can't stand those "King" commercials from Burger King.

I'm sorry, but they're just plain creepy. Scary, even. As in, I weep like a Katrina refugee getting hugged by Oprah when I see these commercials.

And now, via the Superficial, comes the most disturbing King commercials yet: a viral marketing campaign that uses "leaked" paparazzi videos featuring the King and yummy superbabe Brooke Burke all lovey-dovey on a beach.

It's not only whacked, it's factually incorrect. Because everyone knows that the King wouldn't be canoodling Brooke Burke on the beach-- he'd be burying her neck-deep in a sandpit in order to cure her flesh for a leather bodysuit fit for a King. Of this, I am certain.

Seriously, it's enough to make one long for Kenny Roger's Roasters.

posted by Dave From Garfield Ridge at 09:52 PM

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