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January 25, 2006

Froggystan is becoming Fattystan

France Battles a Problem That Grows and Grows: Fat

It really seems that the more Froggy hates us, the more they really love us!
They hate our movies but always go to see them.
They hate our music but have to pass laws mandating that a minimum number of local songs get played on the radio.
And no matter how many McDonalds they destroy, the more they eat there!

McDonald's is more profitable in France than anywhere else in Europe. Sales have increased 42 percent over the past five years. Some 1.2 million French, or 2 percent of the population, eat there every day.

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