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January 02, 2006

BREAKING: World Is Controlled By Jewish Cabal of Satan-Worshipping, Blood-Drinking, Shapeshifting Reptillian Space Aliens

Icke, 48, is a native of Leicester, England. For five years he played professionally for the Coventry City and Hereford United soccer teams until forced to retire by arthritis. He subsequently went on to become a sports announcer for BBC-TV. For three years from 1988 to 1991 he was national spokesperson for the British Green Party, until he began a political evolution that was to begin with his expulsion from the Greens and wind up with his current involvement with anti-Semitism, neofascism, and lizards from Mars.

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Icke is now arguing in all seriousness that the Illuminati plot to take over the world is actually being carried out by a race of extraterrestrial reptiles in human form. They are described, literally, as being child-sacrificing, blood-drinking Satan-worshippers capable of changing their shape, whose ranks include George Bush, Bill and Hilary Clinton, Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mum, Bob Hope and Kris Kristofferson, among others.

He was making an awful lot of sense until Kris Kristofferson. That's where I said, "This guy is just plain goofy."

There's no conspiracy theory, it seems, that doesn't involve ugly stereotypes about the Jews. I count many Jews as my friends, Mr. Ickes, and I can assure you that only three or four of them are lizards from Mars, and only one of them ever tried to suck the blood from my neck while I slept. (Needless to say, I ended that friendship soon after.) Based upon these few "bad apples," you're going to malign an entire religion?

And further, let's say hypothetically -- hypothetically -- that the rest of my Jewish friends are lying to me and are, in fact, reptilian space vampires conspiring to deliver the world to their creator Satan for a 100,000 reign of Hell on Earth. Can't we still all be brothers?

More on David Ickes and other folks nuttier than a Snickers bar over at Demure Thoughts.

More... from Right Wing News.

They're called "Reptoids." They seem to have some connection with the Greys.

H/t to ChuckG.


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