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January 16, 2006

24 Drinking Game

WAS: Who was the guy playing "Mr. Berke" on 24?

It's driving me nuts.

He was the one the First Lady threatened to cry rape on in order to get a security pass.

Answer: It's Taylor Nichols, the main character from Barcelona, and in the other Whit Stilman movies. Thanks to Drew for that. It really was driving me bananas.

24 Drinking Game: I seriously suggest you don't play.

If you drink every time someone doesn't "have time for the protocols," you're going to be hung over the next morning, as well as dead.

The "technical section" alone of this game is lethal:

*Special technical section* Every time… Satellite coordinates are requested, take 1 shot – if they can’t get the coordinates, take another there’s a problem with the database, take 1 shot a file is in the wrong format, take 1 shot something needs to be rerouted, take 1 shot someone uses another person’s computer, take 1 shot

I'd add:

If...

...satellites are repositioned, take 1 shot
...it's going to take "too much time" to reposition the satellite, take another
...and if Jack "just doesn't have that kind of time," finish the bottle

Thanks to Craig.


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