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January 26, 2006
Russia Plans To Begin Mining Fusion-Friendly Helium-3 From The Moon
Sure. Right. Uh-huh.
Russia is planning to mine a rare fuel on the moon by 2020 with a permanent base and a heavy-cargo transport link...
But of course you are, darlings.
"We are planning to build a permanent base on the moon by 2015 and by 2020 we can begin the industrial-scale delivery... of the rare isotope Helium-3," said Nikolai Sevastyanov, head of the Energia space corporation.
I have every confidence this will occur precisely on schedule.
In related news, I am planning to teleport to Mars, just like John Carter, using only my mind, and then bang a bunch of blue-skinned barely-clad busty princesses while riding on the back of a two-headed Martian pteradactyl I will call "Herbert." I also plan on carrying around a sword and, as a back-up weapon, a laser-fusion disintegrator pistol.
I may or may not seize the Barsoomian throne. I haven't planned that far ahead yet.